when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
(via rihazza)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
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So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
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why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong
(Source: deerstagram, via rihazza)
